TSA

How to get your very own TSA pat-down

Wear this.

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Yup – that’s what I wore to work today as I flew out of O’Hare to join one of my audit teams for a couple days.

It turns out that there is metallic thread in the shirt, and the airport body scanners don’t like it. ┬áBecause of that, I made it to second base this morning with a very nice TSA lady.

So! ┬áLesson to all of you – watch out for metallic thread in your clothing if you have to fly for business, lest your diabolical plans to go to work at your boring, run-of-the-mill job be foiled by the TSA.